WANTED

Gautam Chowdhry
a.k.a. "G" a.k.a "G-money" a.k.a "G-spot" a.k.a "Gee-gee" a.k.a "Gauti" a.k.a "Warren-G" a.k.a "G-zus" a.k.a."G-force".

For rocking a killer 'stach all around Amritser that, when combined with a Bangalore Bombers cricket squad T and a nursery school level command of the Hindi language actually allowed him to pass for a quasi-local.
For somehow getting his cousin to agree to try to maybe set up a double date with her friend if possible, some day.
For collecting more stains in one day on a single pair of shorts than the two other travelers combined over the duration of the trip.
And for various other minor offenses to be detailed in a later post.